In a stunning development, Randy Shaw, executive director of Tenderloin Housing Clinic, decided to spend a month living in one of his own THC buildings, undercover and in disguise, and learned that instead of helping the homeless, he’s actually been running crack cocaine ring for over 20 years, which of course, is a major cause of homelessness
In a rare spasm of remorse, Shaw issued a public apology earlier today to the many neighborhood residents and businesses affected by the increased crime rate associated with this ring for the past 20 years.
in a final move sure to shock city hall and Chris Daly, Shaw admitted that he’s been living a lie and duping progressives into thinking he’s one too. Shaw says he has converted to Buddhism, closed THC, and is now living in exile in Tibet
(note the date, April 1st. My bad for not making the whole thing up. Randy Shaw doesn’t run a crackhouse.. He runs 14 of them :P)