an ode to San Francisco in the summertime, wonderful glorious foggy grey, adapted from Monty Python – Spam<\/p>\n
Man:\tYou sit here, dear.
\nWife:\tAll right.
\nMan:\tMorning!
\nWaitress:\tMorning!
\nMan:\tWell, what’ve you got?
\nWaitress:\tWell, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and grey; egg bacon and grey; egg bacon sausage and grey; grey bacon sausage and grey; grey egg grey grey bacon and grey; grey sausage grey grey bacon grey tomato and grey;
\nVikings:\tgrey grey grey grey…
\nWaitress:\t…grey grey grey egg and grey; grey grey grey grey grey grey baked beans grey grey grey…
\nVikings:\tgrey! Lovely grey! Lovely grey!
\nWaitress:\t…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and grey.
\nWife:\tHave you got anything without grey?
\nWaitress:\tWell, there’s grey egg sausage and grey, that’s not got much grey in it.
\nWife:\tI don’t want ANY grey!
\nMan:\tWhy can’t she have egg bacon grey and sausage?
\nWife:\tTHAT’S got grey in it!
\nMan:\tHasn’t got as much grey in it as grey egg sausage and grey, has it?
\nVikings:\tgrey grey grey grey… (Crescendo through next few lines…)
\nWife:\tCould you do the egg bacon grey and sausage without the grey then?
\nWaitress:\tUrgghh!
\nWife:\tWhat do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like grey!
\nVikings:\tLovely grey! Wonderful grey!
\nWaitress:\tShut up!
\nVikings:\tLovely grey! Wonderful grey!
\nWaitress:\tShut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon grey and sausage without the grey.
\nWife:\tI don’t like grey!
\nMan:\tSshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your grey. I love it. I’m having grey grey grey grey grey grey grey beaked beans grey grey grey and grey!
\nVikings:\tgrey grey grey grey. Lovely grey! Wonderful grey!
\nWaitress:\tShut up!! Baked beans are off.
\nMan:\tWell could I have her grey instead of the baked beans then?
\nWaitress:\tYou mean grey grey grey grey grey grey… (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
\nVikings:\t(Singing elaborately…) grey grey grey grey. Lovely grey! Wonderful grey! grey gre-e-e-e-e-ey grey gre-e-e-e-e-y grey. Lovely grey! Lovely grey! Lovely grey! Lovely grey! Lovely grey! grey grey grey grey!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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